“He who risks and fails can be forgiven. He who never risks and never fails is a failure in his whole being.” #
Finally got a letter that wasn't from a random college. Thanks USC! #
Thanks for cutting me off, twice. Get off the phone and put your kid in a booster seat.@dashtweet CA-5WZS646 #
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“Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.” #
@dibec Nomomomomomomom in reply to dibec #
He sure had the balls to do this… http://bit.ly/btyzKY #
I should really cut the fast food. #
RT: You will understand the term "real friends" and "bffs" when your life is fucked up. -@rerendji [...]

“What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise” – Oscar Wilde. #
Camera mounted to a 747 nose gear. Nice. http://bit.ly/c9NKhm #
…damn people with explosives locking themselves in an oxygen chamber. #24 #
Someone call that guys mother! #24 #
HOLY SHIT #

Pretty soon Ahmadinejad will insist that the Chile and Haiti earthquakes were some government conspiracy. #
Dear Facebook, quit logging me out every 20 seconds. Thanks. #
80-200 rental this weekend was awesome, thanks @Borrowlenses ! http://tweetphoto.com/13660765 #
Energy & Mind = Depleted. How am I still typing? #

Opened a letter that he did not want to read. #

Quit with the school groups. Rivalries don't have to translate into antagonism. #
Friday #

Saved the nuke until the team was one point away from winning #
Olympic Withdrawal: National Anthems. #

The Astronaut Farmer. #
GEOG 110 exam = ez mode #
Yeah, it is pouring. #

@YMAEWK Whoohoo! You guys are awesome. in reply to YMAEWK #
1 Night of Superb Talent, 1 Dollar For Life. Friday. #
Days are now a whopping 1.26ms shorter because of the earthquake in Chile. RUN FOR THE HILLS #
Correction: 1.26 MICROseconds, one millionth of a second. Still, RUN FOR THE HILLS. #
Two midterms + quiz tomorrow. [...]

There are rules for a reason. #
Oh look, it's March. #
Crisis of Confidence #
Why is there a police helo flying over the fc? #
Loves liars. #